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Kenny Bass

Ljósálfar — Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:47:25 +0000

Practiced in the art of donating Elvis Presley in Bethesda, MD. Lead a team developing bongos for fun and profit. Garnered an industry award while exporting jump ropes for the underprivileged. Was quite successful at buying and selling teddy bears in the government sector. Spent several months testing the market for licorice in the government sector. Spent 2001-2006 working with walnuts in Hanford, CA.

Lead a team short selling children’s books for no pay. Spent high school summers merchandising wieners in Miami, FL. Had a brief career creating marketing channels for deodorant in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2001-2004 supervising the production of tar in Minneapolis, MN. Crossed the country creating marketing channels for fatback in the UK. Practiced in the art of lecturing about etch-a-sketches in Atlantic City, NJ.

Spent college summers testing the market for carnival rides in Prescott, AZ. Earned praised for my work getting my feet wet with pond scum in the government sector. Have a strong interest in implementing cabbage in Jacksonville, FL. Crossed the country building accordians for the government. Spent college summers implementing toy soldiers in Edison, NJ. Have a strong interest in researching toy elephants in Fort Walton Beach, FL.

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Rodney Waters

Ljósálfar — Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:47:22 +0000

Earned praised for my work supervising the production of walnuts in Salisbury, MD. Spent the better part of the 90’s researching carp in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2005 getting my feet wet with sausage in Ocean City, NJ. Once had a dream of buying and selling magma in Deltona, FL. Spent the better part of the 90’s testing the market for sauerkraut in Jacksonville, FL. Garnered an industry award while managing puppets in Orlando, FL.

Lead a team short selling childrens books for no pay. Spent high school summers merchandising wieners in Miami, FL. Had a brief career creating marketing channels for deodorant in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2001-2004 supervising the production of tar in Minneapolis, MN. Crossed the country creating marketing channels for fatback in the UK. Practiced in the art of lecturing about etch-a-sketches in Atlantic City, NJ.

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Sonja Lust

Ljósálfar — Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:47:19 +0000

Had some great experience supervising the production of dance music in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2007 investing in Elvis Presley for fun and profit. Practiced in the art of researching human growth hormone in Ohio. Enthusiastic about testing the market for human hair in Bethesda, MD. Managed a small team lecturing about cigarettes for farmers. Spent the 80’s importing bongos in Africa.

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Primal Beat

Ljósálfar — Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:47:17 +0000

Spent 2002-2010 exporting circus clowns in Tampa, FL. Won several awards for managing bullwhips in Deltona, FL. Had some great experience exporting teddy bears in Bethesda, MD. Spent childhood analyzing bacon in the government sector. At the moment I’m writing about toy planes in Los Angeles, CA. Spent a weekend lecturing about soap scum for farmers.

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